Carrot! Carrot!

In honor of the pointless tradition I perpetuate, I bid you a vegetarian, nay, VEGAN 1st of the month. And by exclaiming to the internet as a collective "Carrot! Carrot!" (impersonating the 'rabbit') I steal all of your luck, which I don't believe in. And thus I label myself an idiotic hypocrite. I hope this imaginary luck I've erroneously stolen helps me in some make-believe way.